: Voice Change

Tuesday, July 22 with 96,166 notes
me: *is arrested*
police officer when we get to the jail: alright you get one phone call
me: okay
me: *calls jk rowling*
me: listen, is lavender brown dead or not?

Tuesday, July 22 with 2,147 notes


Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

(Source: zanetheaiden, via buttpunched)

Tuesday, July 22 with 33,631 notes